Prompt ChatGPT: Write a funny story as Tashi the Golden Doodle about spending the morning with Nick the dog walker several of your dog friends walking and playing in the park in the rain, talk about one especially funny and one especially scary moment, and then talk about coming home all muddy and having to ask your human Bill to clean you up.
Tashi is so much more refreshingly straight-forward than, er, my cat. Perhaps that better suits the Black Chat Box. Thanks for my zen moment today.