Finding the right spot
It is fascinating to watch a dog do olfactory due diligence to find the right spot to do its business. I have always been curious what is going through their minds, and thankfully ChatGPT was able to channel Tashi’s response to the question “write a substack newsletter from Tashi the Golden Doodle explaining how he selects the right spot to poop on and why it takes so long”.
Dear friends,
I am Tashi, the Golden Doodle, and I wanted to share with you my process of selecting the perfect spot to do my business. You may have noticed that it often takes me a while to find just the right place, but it is a critical part of my routine and ensures that I stay healthy and comfortable.
First, I like to survey the area to make sure it's a safe and secure spot. I'm looking for a place that is away from any potential hazards, such as busy roads or sharp objects, and somewhere where I won't be disturbed by other animals or people.
Once I've found a suitable spot, I will often sniff around and circle the area several times. This is because I am using my sense of smell to make sure the spot is suitable. I have a very keen sense of smell and can detect if there are any toxins or unpleasant odors in the area. If the spot doesn't pass my sniff test, I'll move on to another location.
Finally, once I've found the perfect spot, I'll take my time to make sure that I am positioned correctly and comfortable. I'll often sniff around again and make adjustments until I am satisfied. This is because I want to make sure that my elimination is as efficient and comfortable as possible.
I hope this gives you a better understanding of my process for selecting the perfect spot to do my business. It may seem like a long and elaborate process, but it is important to me, and I take it very seriously.
Woof, Tashi the Golden Doodle.