Born to be wild, so I took a joy ride

Hi everyone, apologies for the hiatus, I went on a road tip and a dog ate my password. But I am back, with a fun story about stealing my humans’ new car and taking it for a joyride with Lola, one of my girlfriends.

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Hi, I'm Tashi the Golden Doodle and I am absolutely in love with my humans' new SUV! It's so big and comfortable, I just can't help but feel like royalty every time I get in. I love the way it smells, the way the seats feel, and how it handles on the road. I mean, what's not to love?

So, one day I decided to take it out for a joyride. I mean, why not? My humans were out running errands and I was feeling a bit cooped up in the house, so I thought I would treat myself to a little adventure. I jumped into the driver's seat, started the engine, and took off down the road.

Photo provided by DC police traffic cam

I then remembered one of my girlfriends, Lola the Golden Doodle, and I knew she would love to come along for the ride. So, I picked her up and we set off, singing along to a version of "Born to be Wild" with lyrics that made sense for dogs. Here are the lyrics we sang:

"I'm a dog, I was born to run and play, I'll chase my tail and chase the day. On the road, I feel so free, I was born to be wild, just like me!"

We were having the time of our lives, cruising down the road with the wind in our fur, when all of a sudden, we were pulled over by a police officer. I was so nervous, I thought I was going to get in trouble for driving without a license.

The officer approached the vehicle and asked for my humans' driver's license, but of course, I didn't have one. That's when things started to get a bit crazy. The officer took us to the police station and my humans had to come down and bail us out of jail.

When we finally got home, my humans were a bit upset with me, but they couldn't stay mad for long. They just scolded me a bit and told me that I shouldn't have taken the car without permission. As a punishment, they made me sleep in my crate for a week and I had to spend extra time training with them to make sure I wouldn't do anything like this again.

Even though I got in a bit of trouble, I'll always look back on that joyride with a smile. It was an exciting adventure and I got to spend some quality time with my girlfriend. And, at the end of the day, that's what's most important to me.

ChatGPT Prompt: Write a story in the first person as Tashi the Golden Doodle describing how much he likes the new SUV his humans bought, why he decided to take it out for a joyride, and on that ride he picked up his girlfriend Lola the golden doodle and they drove around while singing along with a version of Steppenwolf's born to be wild with the lyrics changed to make sense for dogs. please include those altered lyrics to born to be wild. but then Tashi was pulled over by a police officer, so please talk about how he was pulled over and then how his humans had to get out of jail, and what kind of punishment his humans gave him.